MERE PA...! on the lines of 'MERI MA'...TZP!

Main kabhi batlata nahin, pitne se hun darta, MERE PA,
Report card … dikhlata nahin, daant khaane se bhaagta hun main PA,
Aapko sab hai pata… hai na PA,
Aapko sab hai pata…………….. mere PA!
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School se aake, bag deta hun chupa, test paper daraaye mujhko PA,
Lag jaye…jo marksheet haath aapke, ek hi awaaz nikle…BAAP-re-BAAP!
Bad remark teacher de deti hai roz-roz,
Sochti nahin kitne dangerous ho aap PA,

Aapko sab hai pata… hai na PA,
Aapko sab hai pata…………….. mere PA!
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Shaam ko, cycle nikalu chhup-chhupke,
Dekhlo, to kehte ho,”chal vaapis andar, AWAARA!”
Road bhi…cross nahin karwate maa ki tarah,
Kehte ho,,,” bhagaunga aaj to…darr saara tera!”

Bachche ki jaan leke hi manoge kya…….PA,
Kyun sataate ho mujhko aise……………….mere PA!
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Sardi mein…rajaai lete ho utha,
Kehte ho,”get ready, time ho gaya school jaane ka”
Armywaaloen ki tarah command kyon deta ho aap PA?
Mr. Rough-Tough-Strict………..mere PA!
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Jab bhi kabhi…..mummy mujhe…thele-waale se…ice-cream khilaati hai PA,
Meri nazar dhundhe aapko…..
Kab jaane,,, kahan se aa jao aap PA!

Flavour to puchoge nahin hai kaunsa,
Calories saari ginwa doge aap PA,
Jhaad to jaise kaafi nahin hogi,
Daant brush kiye bina… sone doge…..nahin PA!

Aap ho to waise bahut chaalaak…mere PA,
Sachchi kehta hun……………………….mere PA!
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Phir bhi aaj…ye sochu kyon main,
Karte to aap achchha hi ho PA!
Mazaak udaana chaahe ho favourite hobby aapki,
saath mein…khoob entertaining bhi ho PA!

aaj hai aapke team ke sab logoen ka din…PA,
to lo…..main bhi keh deta hun…………..
HaPpY FaThEr’S DaY…………………..mere PA!!!

MOOD--- apun ke ishtyle ki wish, bole to….ekdum dhinchaek!!!
DATE---15/6/08…Sunday…6:10 pm.